CRYPTODEALER

He closes the deal.

2222 animated meme brokers on toxic lime #CCFF00. Mint on OpenSea — art & traits visible instantly. Connect wallet here anytime after mint to view your dealers. Shift Lock (staking) unlocks only after full sellout, then goes live a few hours later while we configure the contract on-chain.

— / 2222 minted

◆ LIVE WIRE

MINT ON OPENSEA Shift Lock Desk

2222SUPPLY

15TRAITS

GIFANIMATED

90%HOUSE FUND

DEAL/USD · LIVE · RH CHAIN

$420.69 +4.20%

● LIVE

FEED · DEALER #1 --:--:--

THE CENSUS

2222 LICENSES ON THE FLOOR

Wall Street outcry meets meme broker culture. Transparent fund. Zero hype promises.

2222

TOTAL SUPPLY

Unique combos. Animated GIF loops.

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MINTED

Live from contract totalSupply() on Robinhood Chain.

90%

→ HOUSE FUND

Public wallet. Watch it grow.

14D

SHIFT LOCK

Lock dealer. Pick shift. Stack CHIPS.

PHASE 1 · NO PAYOUTS YET

FOUR STEPS TO THE DESK

Set up once. The pit runs while you sleep. Rewards unlock when the House Fund activates.

MINT

Grab a Dealer License on OpenSea. Robinhood Chain. Low gas. Instant GIF reveal.

VIEW

Connect wallet on this site — your dealers load here with animated GIFs. Works right after mint.

SHIFT LOCK

Staking opens only after 2222/2222 sellout, then a few hours later once the contract is configured on-chain.

CLAIM

House Fund activates → CHIPS snapshot converts to holder rewards.

DEALER RANK

Traits = tier. Future CHIPS multiplier.

Street1×
Corner1.15×
VIP1.35×
House2×

SHIFT LOCK

Locked until sellout + on-chain setup window. Then 14-day lock — pick your shift:

Morning 1× Night 1.15× After Hours 1.25×

CHIPS

100/day base while locked. Worth nothing until Fund unlocks — but the ledger is forever.

THE HOUSE FUND

PUBLIC VAULT · LIVE BALANCE

Every mint fills the vault. You watch it grow. No black box.

0.000 ETH

VAULT ADDRESS COMING SOON

0%TO SELLOUT

THE VAULT

DEALERS ON THE WIRE

2222 animated GIFs. Whole character moves. Meme broker — not generic blobs.

EYES Wojak · Laser · NPC MOUTH Cope · Smug · Gold SUIT Orange · Black · Purple HAND Stonks · Copium · Beer VIBE NGMI · WAGMI · Bottom Buy BG Toxic Lime · Exchange DESK CRT · Ticker · Phone EYES Wojak · Laser · NPC MOUTH Cope · Smug · Gold SUIT Orange · Black · Purple HAND Stonks · Copium · Beer VIBE NGMI · WAGMI · Bottom Buy BG Toxic Lime · Exchange DESK CRT · Ticker · Phone

SHIFT LOCK TERMINAL

CONNECT · VIEW · LOCK

After mint: connect wallet on Robinhood Chain — your dealers appear here with GIFs from our art server. Shift Lock (staking) stays closed until 2222/2222 sellout, then opens a few hours later while we deploy and enable the staking contract.

● Live now: wallet connect + view your minted dealers

🔒 After sellout only: Shift Lock staking — plus a short setup window on-chain before buttons activate

☎ SHIFT_LOCK.exe · OUTCRY DESK

0Owned

0Locked

0CHIPS

Your dealers

Connect wallet to see your Crypto Dealers. Works immediately after mint — GIFs load from OpenSea + our art server. Shift Lock buttons stay disabled until sellout.

CHIPS calculator (14-day window)

NFTs Days Rank Shift

FILING CABINET

THE LONG TRADE

Phase 1 is cheap. Phase 2 runs on mint revenue — not your savings.

1987

THE VAULT — COLLECTION BUILT

2222 unique animated dealers. 15 trait layers. Metadata locked. GIF loops ready for OpenSea.

✓ ARCHIVED

1988

OPEN OUTCRY — PUBLIC MINT

Mint live on OpenSea · Robinhood Chain. Instant art. Connect wallet on site to view your dealers.

◉ MINT LIVE

1989

SHIFT LOCK — CHIPS ERA

After 2222/2222 sellout + a few hours for contract setup. 14-day lock. CHIPS stack on-chain.

◎ AFTER SELLOUT

1990

HOUSE PAYOUT — FUND UNLOCKS

Vault distributes to locked holders. Optional $DEAL token. Fusion — supply shrinks, desks merge.

◎ PHASE 2